I don’t want to turn this into the funniest blog ever…….but…..
I’m writing some sales copy and I’ve just written:
“… contact our friendly team on xxxx xxx xxx and we’ll take great care of you – you can count on Abacus!”
On a more serious/somber note:
My wife has just come back from dinner with friends (it’s 10.45 pm).
I said, “Oh hun, your mascara has run. You’ve got big black spots under your eyes…..you look like a raccoon.”
She wasn’t wearing any mascara.
Those black eyes happen when she gets tired.
I could well be the world’s most stupid man.
I’ll be sleeping alone tonight.
On that sad note I’ll sign off.