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The Funniest Copywriting Ever?? And How To Ensure You’ll Be Sleeping In The Spare Bedroom 101

December 13, 2007 by Brendon Sinclair 1 Comment

I don’t want to turn this into the funniest blog ever…….but…..

I’ve been writing a client’s web site. His business name is Abacus XXXXXX.

I’m writing some sales copy and I’ve just written:

“… contact our friendly team on xxxx xxx xxx and we’ll take great care of you – you can count on Abacus!”

Ha!

On a more serious/somber note:

My wife has just come back from dinner with friends (it’s 10.45 pm).

I said, “Oh hun, your mascara has run. You’ve got big black spots under your eyes…..you look like a raccoon.”

You’ve already guessed, haven’t you?

Yep.

She wasn’t wearing any mascara.

Those black eyes happen when she gets tired.

I could well be the world’s most stupid man.

I’ll be sleeping alone tonight.

On that sad note I’ll sign off.

Cheers
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About Brendon Sinclair

Brendon is the Founder and CEO of Tailored Media. He is one of those rare creatures who can not only tell you how to do it, he’s done it himself, with a vast array of experience across a broad range of areas from marketing public companies, national brands, large retail operations and much more.

He can be found on Twitter, Google+ and Facebook.

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  1. Ross Hill says

    December 14, 2007 at 10:09 am

    You’re a funny man Brendon, how was the couch?

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