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Don’t Be A Horse’s Ass – Keep Your Eye On The Big Picture

July 6, 2007 by Brendon Sinclair 3 Comments


Yesterday I took off from the office at 3 pm and went for a 50 km bike ride with my 14 year old son Jack (that’s him on the right running the final 10km at last year’s Noosa Triathlon).

We left suburbia and rode out into a nearby country valley – Tallebudgera Valley.

25 km in and the road ends. As it’s a bit of an uphill climb Jack and I had a bit of a rest and a stretch before riding home.

On the way out of the Valley you can get up a bit of speed – we decided to go hard for the first 6 or so kms coming out.

So there we are.

45 km/hr on A Straight Country Road

I’m in the front. Jack’s tucked in behind me making the most of the drafting. We’re doing 45 km an hour on a quiet straight country road.

I’m totally focused on the road ahead. It’s the lead riders’ job to avoid the potholes, miss the glass, find the smooth road and generally ensure the safety of the rider(s) behind him.

(The rider behind simply follows the leader. If the leader crashes so will, mostly, the guy riding behind. The rider behind simply watches the back of the lead rider, or his wheel, and follows him.)

So that’s what I’m doing. I’m looking at every detail of the road as we zoom through. I miss nothing.

I glance back at Jack as we’re racing along and say “You right mate?”

“Yep,” he replies.

Then he says “Bit hoarse.”

Coming Down With A Cold?

I’m thinking he must mean he’s coming down with a cold and his voice is a bit hoarse.

That was until he yelled it again after he’d dropped 20 metres off my wheel.

I looked up and it was at that moment I slammed the brakes on and then slammed into a horse’s ass!

Yep.

Standing in the middle of the road facing the other way was, as Jack tried to warn me, a “Big horse” (not “Bit hoarse”). Just standing there.

He didn’t hear us come up behind him until the last minute – then he took off running. By the time I’d slammed the brakes on the horse was running, so I didn’t hit him too hard at all.

Just a glancing blow. The horse was fine and turned to give me a bit of a glare after he’d trotted down the road. 50 metres further on was a lady who was trying to catch the horse and get him back in his paddock.

I Was Focused On The Little Stuff

That was bad riding of course.

I was too focused on the little stuff – I was looking at every minute detail on that road when I should have also kept an eye on the big picture.

Because it’s no use avoiding the potholes if you ride straight up a horse’s ass.

And that is the best business management analogy I’ve ever experienced.

 

Cheers
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Brendon is the Founder and CEO of Tailored Media. He is one of those rare creatures who can not only tell you how to do it, he’s done it himself, with a vast array of experience across a broad range of areas from marketing public companies, national brands, large retail operations and much more.

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  1. Richard says

    July 6, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    Aaah Confucious say “it’s no use avoiding the potholes if you ride straight up a horse’s ass” … him funny!

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  2. Dave Starr says

    July 6, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    This was hilarious, Brendon, and a very good object lesson as well. Ypu could also use a similar illustration to illustrate how one shouldn’t jump to conclusions.

    Seems a man and a woman were driving toward each other on a winding road. As their cars passed each other on a blind curve the woman shout out her window, “Pig! Pig! Pig!”

    Thinking for sure she was calling him a male chauvinist, the man stuck his head out and hollered back some anti-feminist insults at the woman.

    and, as you probably guess already … while he was looking back at the woman’s car, instead of forward as he should have been, he crashed into the pig in the road she was trying to warn him about.

    I believe it was Satchel Page who was noted for the saying, “Never look back, someone might be gaining on you.”

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  3. Anonymous says

    July 8, 2007 at 7:36 am

    That is funny. You must have had a shock.

    But you were lucky it was not something unmovable – in the last year I hit a parked Accord and a city bus.

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